The Bee's Knees

Honestly, with all of the minis, maxis, and mods, I'm finding it hard to find anything I can wear. None of these looks are a look for Jen. In fact, last week at work in LA I wore a dress that fell just above my knee, and I was so self conscious all day thay I'm not sure I will ever wear it again. Short skirts look amazin on girls with really skinny legs. Girls like me don't look good in short skirts. It's a simple fact. The other thing is, even when I had skinny legs, I never had knees. Some girls have em, so don't. I don't. I keep trying to explain to Trent hat this means, and he just shakes his head. It has nothing to do with having skinny legs, it has everything to do with having bony knees. No matter what, a girl with bony knees always looks better in skirts or shorts than one without knees. Let me demonstrate. To our left are bony knees. These are knees you can see no matter what the rest of the leg looks like. I have also included a picture of Kate Moss, a model who has bony knees. Her knees look that much better because they are bony. I would give up chocolate for life (one of life's great pleasures) to have knees like this.

Then there are those without knees, like me, and many, many others.
Your legs can still look good, but they'll never look AS good as a bony kneed girl. So, to the left, is a regular, non-bony knee.



As skinny as these legs are, they are not bony and shapely like Kate's. Can you see the difference?






I will illustrate this on the model to the right, Tyra Banks. She has no knees. Take away that this is the world's most heavily airbrushed picture, and her legs also look shiny white, and a lot like one of Lyla's cut-out dolls. Focus on the knees. There aren't any. There is plenty of boob; just no knees. That's me. Sans the plenty of boob. No knees Walter.