Does anyone agree that Kelly Killoren Bensimon (from the Real Housewives of New York) has the freakiest boobs in the world? Obviously, she had a boob job, but what I ask myself is...did she want them to look small, and perhaps natural (not that in any way am I saying they look real)? I think she did had the same idea Blake Lively did--I want them to be bigger than they are without looking like really big boobs. Instead ended up with a lopsided set, with a gargantuan space in between. Now, as annoying and horrific as this orange woman is, she is usually pretty fashionable. People in fashion typically shun the big round boob. In fact, a shapeless, chestless physique is preferred.
That's mystery number one. Mystery number two is, could she not know that she received the worst boob job in the history of boob jobs? Not only are they so creepy and weird shaped, but they look even worse in clothes.
When I saw that she was going to be in Playboy, I thought about how they would try to make these boobs look good. Maybe they had her push them together cross armed? I saw a few of the pics from the shoot, but they were all of her ass, which if I had, I might actually say to hell with it, I'll keep these awful boobs because I have been blessed with the perfect ass. Sometimes, I wish there was such a thing as wishes, because I would surely ask for a great body. It would be a toss-up between world peace and a Victoria's Secret-type body of someone like Ana-Beatriz-Barros.
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