Thursday, July 23, 2009

What is Wrong with Kelly Ripa's Belly Button


Kelly Ripa is totally gross. When she first joined the set of Regis, she was pregnant, and looking cute and somewhat normal for someone on TV. Then she became super popular, and the huge head, small body pressure (see: other big heads such as Lara Flynn Boyle, Lindsey Lohan, Susan Lucci) set in. About 1.5 years ago, she announced she was trying to get cut with a trainer, blah, blah.
Now, not only does she look like a display from the Bodies exhibit, but her belly button has turned into a penis. Did she have an outie before all this, or has malnutrition caused it to protrude like the bloated belly boy in the Christian Charities direct mailer? How can she smile when she so badly needs a pasta dinner. Hey, I love thin, and I pine away at night thinking about what fad diet will finally make me skinny, but this is horrific. The pic of LL above is equally disturbing. I think everything she eats goes to her boobs. I guess snorting coke, and laying around on Samantha Ronson's floor while she spins L's own records (perhaps on a Pioneer DVJ-1000) leaves little time for chowing.

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    1. You’re a cunt. Kelly Ripa has a disgusting belly button, you’re in denial. Would you suck on that thing? Would you lay down at night knowing that thing can grow legs and kill you at any point?

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