I can't drink on the detox, which is fine since I've abstained for nearly ten months already. Although, Trent opened a bottle of wine last night, and could have gone for a glass. Whatevs, I live.
I suppose being ashamed of my body has been positive for my spending. I haven't bought any clothes in a long, long time since nothing will look good or fit. But, as usual I fantasize about how cute I would look in clothes made for thin people, and these are my newest picks.
Suvi Ruched Tank Bathing Suit
J. Crew $225
I see me wearing this through Europe with one of those Esther Williams bathing caps and big glasses. While, I'm still dreaming, I might throw a pair of sky high wedges in the mix for good measure. In this dream, I also look great in red lipstick. Yes, I'm wearing that too.
Fete Sequined Mini and Nautical Others
J. Crew
I have a skirt just like this that I have never worn because it's too short and I would be stared at in Baltimore. I also own about 15 shirts that look like this. I lastly own a pair of silver brogues, also worn only once since my feet grew again during pregnancy. I'm really so lucky. So, I could technically put this outfit together easily. Would it look effortless like this? Absolutely not. I would for sure look like a complete dork with a look that seems forced and a bod that can't carry it. Woe is me.
Tomboy Sweatshirt Tee and Others
Madwell
I love this kind of look. Relaxed denim shorts with a boy-style vest and feminine blouse. It's true, I haven't worn denim shorts since my freshman year of college, but they looked just like this, and I adored them. Why didn't I save them?
Those are my week's faves. Now...I have a lot of cleansing to do ladies and gents. Lotta cleansing.
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